Ring of Fire®

Dear Mike and Diane,

I have just happily and heartily eaten one of my mothers culinary specialties, her famous or infamous Three-Egg Omelettes. Topped off of course with a splash of what could very well be the best damn condiment ever to hit my palette. As I sit here waiting for my arteries to clog from the consumption of three, count'em three chicken embryos, I can't help but believe that the "M&D Ring of Fire Habanero Hot Sauce" is somehow flushing out my arteries, like some exotic south-of-the-border drain cleaner. But let me get to the point.

This stuff is hot. Correction, this stuff is very hot. And yet, I find myself adding a dash of this stuff to practically everything I eat. (Toast never tasted so good.) To think, I wiled away the past five years of my life sufficing with that mere placebo of a hot sauce, Tabasco. I can assure you that with my first taste of your hot sauce, Mr. Mcilhenny quickly found himself face-down in my kitchen trash can. To have tasted your sauce and then to continue to use Tabasco sauce would be like drinking a Sanka Espresso. And yet I have a problem. I love this stuff so much that I have very little left in the bottle. It seems I'm going through this stuff as fast as it goes through me.

So it at all possible, I would like to order more of your hot sauce, and perhaps other merchandise, just as long as I get more of this stuff.

Please hurry, as Thanksgiving is coming up, and I have to make the stuffing. Just picture it.

Sam Kelso

Dear Mike and Diane,

I have a problem with your "Ring of Fire" Hot sauce that I think you should know about. I can't find it where I live in Eastern North Carolina!

I was in Chicago at a chili and sauce store when the owner said, "if you are a connoisseur of hot sauce you need to try Ring of Fire!" My brother-in-laws and myself consider ourselves to be the leading experts in the field so I bought a bottle and since then I am the rave of the family.

Put Ring of Fire in chili and it's "Super Chili", in soup it's "Sopa con Fuego", on a hamburger it's "Hamburguesa Especial". It is not just the heat but the perfect flavor from the perfect balance of ingredients.

Which brings me to the question of how I can obtain more. If you do not have a near by distributor, can you send me a case? Whatever arrangement you would like to make, I'll agree.

Sincerely,
Logan Schaffer

I NEED HEAT!

My wife says she'll leave me if I don't stop eating Ring of Fire. I'm sure going to miss her!

My proctologist says I'll die if I don't stop eating Ring of Fire. I hope they have Ring of Fire in Heaven (or Hell).

I currently have to have my Ring of Fire shipped to me from a small store in Nova Scotia. Is there any chance I could get a catalog from you? I frequently cannot get my Ring of Fire because they are sold out and I buy everything they have in stock.

Thank you for your understanding, and thank you for the most incredible tasting hot sauce I have ever had! I have been from South Texas to California, to Alabama, to Florida, to New York, to Minnesota and everywhere in between and I have never tasted a hot sauce that made my toes curl and left me longing for more. I eat it by the spoonfuls!!!

Thank you for your wonderful creation!
Marc Ruyak
Kitchener, Ontario Canada

Hello!

My name is Adam Detweiler! I am a sailor stationed on the USS Constellation (CV-64). We are currently deployed in the Persian Gulf. I am a resident of Santee and only days before I left for this six month deployment, I stopped by my local Nutri-Sport to pick up some stuff for the upcoming long months. I have always loved the Hot Stuff and decided to pick up a bottle of your Ring of Fire Hot Sauce. I must say that I am very, very impressed. The flavor is fantastic with just enough heat to get the endorphins flowing. Ok, so here's the problem. Once the 40 other guys in my workcenter found out how good your hot sauce was, it wasn't long for this world. So now I have to stare at an empty bottle in the refrigerator and finally I got the nerve to write this letter. Is there any way possible that I could order some off the internet or if you have a catalog? I'm positive that I am not going to find it here in the U.A.E. and I hope that I don't have to wait until late September to get another bottle.

Any help that you may be able to offer me would be greatly appreciated by the 40 of us sailors and Marines in the workcenter.

Respectfully,
Adam Detweiler